That was the title of probably the greatest literary piece I have produced
to this date. Year 9 English has no idea what was coming.
I bought a gorillapod today. I plan to use it for partays by strapping my
camera up high, flicking it all to auto and then leaving the remote in easy
reach of whoever wants to take a snap as they walk past. As the tasty
beverages flow I hope to get ever increasing candid photos but without the
mucking about and sticking a lens into someone’s face.